The First Jedi
Stay with me here. It was a long drive and I had time to think.
Read More The First JediDon't Take This Too Seriously. I Don't.
Stay with me here. It was a long drive and I had time to think.
Read More The First JediI responded, “You want to be a Jedi. Why would you say ‘Jedi scum’?”
Read More “Jedi Scum” & Why It Made Me Frustrated again at Disney’s Handling of Star WarsI never expected an old Hammer Studios movie to be philosophically useful.
Read More Darth Vader: Vampire LogicIsn’t white noise supposed to soothe you?
Read More Shouldn’t Darth Vader Be Calmer?Disney Parks launched Galaxy’s Edge in the summer of 2019 to much fanfare. According to all reports, Bob “Iceheart” Iger pushed for it to be tied as closely as possible to the sequel trilogy as a way to capitalize on what was assumed would be the enduring success of the movies about Rey Palpatine Skywalker. […]
Read More Free Advice to Disney About Galaxy’s Edge & The MandalorianInspired by the hit series The Mandalorian, I’ve begun to wonder whether Yoda lied about his age.
Read More Did Yoda Lie About His Age?Rumors, both debunked and confirmed, swirl about the show. It’s the nature of these things. Speculation is a sign of engagement, and so it’s fun to see so much engagement.
Read More An Important Note About The Mandalorian Season 2I took the eldest padawan to a showing of Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back today.
Read More An Empire, Striking Back, in the TheaterOh, the unfortunate soul should have had some idea of the rabbit hole they just decided to climb down. There’s just no way they couldn’t.
Read More Who’s Your Favorite Supervillain?With the experiment of forced remote learning being tried right now, and copious anecdotal reports of difficulty with the format, I started thinking about…Anakin Skywalker?
Read More Y Kant Anakin Math?This is just a random observation as I’ve been slowly working my way back into playing video games.
Read More Why Haven’t Videogame Sound Effects Evolved More?This is technically another in the “Unanswered Questions from” series, but I’m a little spicy about this.
Read More Chewie Got JobbedHan Solo’s mentor Tobias Beckett offers him a bit of advice at one point that comes to be a defining difference between the two characters.
Read More Tobias Beckett v Han Solo: Who Was Right About Trust?