Carbon Freeze Express Elevator

I was reminded of a question that I’ve always had. There’s no satisfactory answer to it. I don’t think it’s possible for there to be.

Bring Back Blacula

I bet you can’t say this post title ten times fast.

Yet Another Incredibly Controversial Movie Opinion

OK. Time to share another controversial movie opinion. I’m going to get scorn for this one, I know.

It Took Me Three Decades, But I Finally Watched “No Holds Barred”

Every so often I get around to a movie that’s been on my “to watch” list for so long, I feel obligated to watch it.

The Beauty of Sylvester Stallone Movies

It’s an examination of the magical formula he discovered, that I think made his career endure and continue to draw people to the theater regardless of each movie’s merit or success.

Revisiting Tango & Cash

It’s also a quick jot on how memory can be a liar.

The Frustration of Sharing Movies

I’ve tried for year (and years) to share movies with Agent Bun, only to have her demur and refuse. And I’m starting to see that trend emerge with our children.

Format Junkies

While thinking about vinyl albums and the blink-of-an-eye format switches that have occurred since, I realized how people have been turned into “Format Junkies.”

“It’s Not Perfect, But…”

A dear friend told me recently that he’d rewatched a movie series that he enjoyed and offered, “It’s not perfect, but…” It got me thinking.

4 Free Sequel Ideas for Hollywood Production Companies

I’ve decided to throw some free sequel ideas out there just to try to stop this interminable cycle of perpetual reboot.

I Don’t Think the Drive-In Movie Experience is Worth Reviving

Time to get a little controversial again. Drive-In movie theaters aren’t as great as you think they are.

Disney’s Blood from a Stone

Disney just became the guy who walked into a hospital ward and gave the patient a bad prognosis while taking their last beer and smacking them on the way back out.

“What Does Multi-Format Mean?”

Short answer: It means waste.