“Jedi Scum” & Why It Made Me Frustrated again at Disney’s Handling of Star Wars

I responded, “You want to be a Jedi. Why would you say ‘Jedi scum’?”

Disney’s Blood from a Stone

Disney just became the guy who walked into a hospital ward and gave the patient a bad prognosis while taking their last beer and smacking them on the way back out.

James Cameron’s Greatest Work of Art

Hear me out. James Cameron might actually be a genius.

#AvengersEndgame’s Mixed-Up Messages on Loss & Death

If you want to enjoy these thoughts, know that I’ll be discussing Avengers®: Endgame© and all the other Marvel©®™ properties relevant to the discussion. Also, as fair warning, you might hate what I’m about to say.

Fine! Here’s My #AvengersEndgame Review

Please note: This is spoiler-free, but it does address some structural things that someone might not care to read before seeing the movie.

On the Matter of Spoilers

As I prepare to see Disney®©™’s Marvel®™©’s #AvengersEndgame for the first time, I’m struck by the seemingly difficult task of staying “spoiler free.”

Could #Sybok Have Stopped #Thanos? #AvengersInfinityWar #AvengersEndgame

This is one of those posts that I know, in my heart of hearts, only I could have written.

A Question About How It Was Determined Who Lived and Died in #InfinityWar as I Prepare to Watch #AvengersEndgame

This post is timed to launch on the first day that normal people can see #AvengersEndgame, because I figure why not try to do something like that to ride the #Marvel wave of #Disney marketing that commands we pay attention.

Dear Disney, Please Remake The Black Hole

As Disney®™© continues to delve into their archives for things to regurgitate on the masses, there’s one that cries out for a loving remake. It’s a film that cried out for a longer production timeline and bigger budget at the time, as it was rushed to production to compete in a changing market. I’m neither […]

I’m Already Tired of #AvengersEndgame

I’m sure that headline is going to get as much attention as it can.

kesseljunkie Review(s): Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

We come at last, to the resharing of my opinion (“reviews”) of Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.

The Revised kesseljunkie Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I seem to be in the process of reposting all my Disney®™©-era Star Wars reviews. With the build to Star Wars: Episode IX: Insert Title Here, I guess it makes sense.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Here is my most recent review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, originally posted to my account over on letterboxd.