Disney’s Blood from a Stone
Disney just became the guy who walked into a hospital ward and gave the patient a bad prognosis while taking their last beer and smacking them on the way back out.
Read More Disney’s Blood from a StoneDon't Take This Too Seriously. I Don't.
Disney just became the guy who walked into a hospital ward and gave the patient a bad prognosis while taking their last beer and smacking them on the way back out.
Read More Disney’s Blood from a StoneHear me out. James Cameron might actually be a genius.
Read More James Cameron’s Greatest Work of ArtIf you want to enjoy these thoughts, know that I’ll be discussing Avengers®: Endgame© and all the other Marvel©®™ properties relevant to the discussion. Also, as fair warning, you might hate what I’m about to say.
Read More #AvengersEndgame’s Mixed-Up Messages on Loss & DeathPlease note: This is spoiler-free, but it does address some structural things that someone might not care to read before seeing the movie.
Read More Fine! Here’s My #AvengersEndgame ReviewAs I prepare to see Disney®©™’s Marvel®™©’s #AvengersEndgame for the first time, I’m struck by the seemingly difficult task of staying “spoiler free.”
Read More On the Matter of SpoilersThis is one of those posts that I know, in my heart of hearts, only I could have written.
Read More Could #Sybok Have Stopped #Thanos? #AvengersInfinityWar #AvengersEndgameThis post is timed to launch on the first day that normal people can see #AvengersEndgame, because I figure why not try to do something like that to ride the #Marvel wave of #Disney marketing that commands we pay attention.
Read More A Question About How It Was Determined Who Lived and Died in #InfinityWar as I Prepare to Watch #AvengersEndgameAs Disney®™© continues to delve into their archives for things to regurgitate on the masses, there’s one that cries out for a loving remake. It’s a film that cried out for a longer production timeline and bigger budget at the time, as it was rushed to production to compete in a changing market. I’m neither […]
Read More Dear Disney, Please Remake The Black HoleI’m sure that headline is going to get as much attention as it can.
Read More I’m Already Tired of #AvengersEndgameWe come at last, to the resharing of my opinion (“reviews”) of Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.
Read More kesseljunkie Review(s): Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last JediI seem to be in the process of reposting all my Disney®™©-era Star Wars reviews. With the build to Star Wars: Episode IX: Insert Title Here, I guess it makes sense.
Read More The Revised kesseljunkie Review of Star Wars: The Force AwakensHere is my most recent review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, originally posted to my account over on letterboxd.
Read More Rogue One: A Star Wars StoryMarvel©™® gets graded on curve. People are viewing Marvel movies largely through the prism of other Marvel©™® movies.
Read More Grading on a Curve