Why Didn’t Dooku Sense Obi–Wan from Ten Feet?Read More An Unanswered Question from Attack of the Clones
Does Anakin’s High Midichlorian Count Constitute a Performance–Enhancing Drug?Read More An Unanswered Question from The Phantom Menace
Why Does Everyone Think Luke Had Such a Convoluted Rescue Plan?Read More An Unanswered Question from Return of the Jedi
Why Did They Have to Run from the Space Slug Anyway?Read More An Unanswered Question from The Empire Strikes Back
Why did the Rebel Alliance trust Han enough to give him rank in their military structure?Read More Another Unanswered Question from Star Wars
Why Was Luke Allowed to Fly in the Battle of Yavin?Read More An Unanswered Question from Star Wars
Don’t worry, I’m not going to go too weird with this post about Yoda. Well, not “sexual weird,” at least.Read More Naked Yoda
Netflix recently unleashed the entire run of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, including the sixth and final never-before-seen season, which dominated my weekend watching habits and has doubly reinvigorated my mental pursuit of esoteric Star Wars questions on top of the recent exchanges on Words With Nerds. Often I promise these sorts of blogs will […]Read More Can Droids See Force Ghosts?
So say what you will. Artoo is a remnant of the passion and humanity that Vader lost and a visible tie to his dead wife and mother of his children. He keeps making sure that evil never wins. In other words, a symbol of Anakin’s love makes sure that the darkness never snuffs out the light.Read More Love Song for R2D2
Disney Parks launched Galaxy’s Edge in the summer of 2019 to much fanfare. According to all reports, Bob “Iceheart” Iger pushed for it to be tied as closely as possible to the sequel trilogy as a way to capitalize on what was assumed would be the enduring success of the movies about Rey Palpatine Skywalker. […]Read More Free Advice to Disney About Galaxy’s Edge & The Mandalorian
I was reminded of a question that I’ve always had. There’s no satisfactory answer to it. I don’t think it’s possible for there to be.Read More Carbon Freeze Express Elevator
A fascinating byproduct of the lockdown fever that has gripped the world is that people suddenly seem to care about movie theaters.Read More Suddenly, Everyone Cares About Movie Theaters
Given that destroying an entire planet was a viable option, why wouldn’t Vader just destroy it from orbit?Read More Why Didn’t Darth Vader Just Incinerate Cloud City?