Thanos Was An Idiot

I won’t win friends with this one.

Cooler Armor: The Mandalorians or Iron Man?

Wherein I pursue my true passion, extolling Star Wars while needelessly trolling MCU fans.

Will the Marvel Cinematic Universe Survive 2020?

I’m beginning to wonder if everything that’s happened will be fatal to the MCU’s ongoing box office dominance.

Batman + Sweat = Batsweat

This post is inspired by a conversation with none other than @TheInsaneRobin. He insisted that my recent post about Sybok from Star Trek preventing Thanos’ mass murdering impulses in Avengers: Infinity War was the nerdiest I’ve ever written, so I want to try to pick up that vibe again. I mean, I’d offer that my […]

#AvengersEndgame’s Mixed-Up Messages on Loss & Death

If you want to enjoy these thoughts, know that I’ll be discussing Avengers®: Endgame© and all the other Marvel©®™ properties relevant to the discussion. Also, as fair warning, you might hate what I’m about to say.

The Only #AvengersEndgame Review You’ll Ever Need

This week will be awash with “Explainer Videos,” podcasts, think pieces, reaction blogs, and hot takes to celebrate the release of #AvengersEndgame. Cutting through this virtual crop of digital reaction will consume more time than the movie’s actual, three-hour run time. You will be surrounded by qualifiers like “for me,” Statements of Epic Import like […]

A Question About How It Was Determined Who Lived and Died in #InfinityWar as I Prepare to Watch #AvengersEndgame

This post is timed to launch on the first day that normal people can see #AvengersEndgame, because I figure why not try to do something like that to ride the #Marvel wave of #Disney marketing that commands we pay attention.

I’m Already Tired of #AvengersEndgame

I’m sure that headline is going to get as much attention as it can.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Stooge

Everyone with a heartbeat knows that I like Batman. Heck, I love Batman. I’ve loved every incarnation of the character, even when he’s acted like his extreme descendant, The Punisher. My house has just about as much paraphernalia celebrating the Caped Crusader as it does Star Wars.