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I got the chance to go see Die Hard in the theater again. I’m so glad I did. It was a reminder of how special movies can be, even after you’ve spent decades with them.
Read More Return to Nakatomi PlazaDon't Take This Too Seriously. I Don't.
I got the chance to go see Die Hard in the theater again. I’m so glad I did. It was a reminder of how special movies can be, even after you’ve spent decades with them.
Read More Return to Nakatomi PlazaI never expected an old Hammer Studios movie to be philosophically useful.
Read More Darth Vader: Vampire LogicIt’s OK to have silly fun. Lighten the **** up!
Read More Yet One More Controversial Movie OpinionI won’t win friends with this one.
Read More Thanos Was An IdiotDisney Parks launched Galaxy’s Edge in the summer of 2019 to much fanfare. According to all reports, Bob “Iceheart” Iger pushed for it to be tied as closely as possible to the sequel trilogy as a way to capitalize on what was assumed would be the enduring success of the movies about Rey Palpatine Skywalker. […]
Read More Free Advice to Disney About Galaxy’s Edge & The MandalorianThis is why I should be class president. I can reason these things out very well.
Read More It’s Not a #StarWars Continuity ErrorIt’s an interesting point, and unfortunately still very relevant.
Read More An Enduring Lesson from an Old Dracula MovieI was reminded of a question that I’ve always had. There’s no satisfactory answer to it. I don’t think it’s possible for there to be.
Read More Carbon Freeze Express ElevatorInspired by the hit series The Mandalorian, I’ve begun to wonder whether Yoda lied about his age.
Read More Did Yoda Lie About His Age?OK. Time to share another controversial movie opinion. I’m going to get scorn for this one, I know.
Read More Yet Another Incredibly Controversial Movie OpinionA fascinating byproduct of the lockdown fever that has gripped the world is that people suddenly seem to care about movie theaters.
Read More Suddenly, Everyone Cares About Movie TheatersBlame me or praise me. It was my idea…apparently.
Read More I Think I Have Evidence Francis Ford Coppola Reads My BlogEvery so often I get around to a movie that’s been on my “to watch” list for so long, I feel obligated to watch it.
Read More It Took Me Three Decades, But I Finally Watched “No Holds Barred”